The Real Story


First, deposit your brain in the slot - it won't do you any good where we're going...



Madame Leona says you're going to take an impossible trip.



You're going to buy a ticket and take a train - across the ocean to Transyvania.



You're going to put the cart before the horse...



You're going to meet...well...interesting people...



You may even go for a roll in the hay!



So get your things in order...



Because we're just "hanging around" waiting for you to arrive.



We even called the exterminators to get that little black widow infestation under control.



See ya' soon -- Frau Blucher awaits........Neigh!!!!